Mystery Dirty Panty

No Substitutes - FINAL SALE

Product Features:

• Mystery Dirty Panty
• Size: S-XL
• Care: Hand Wash Only. Lay Flat to Dry
• No Substitutes - FINAL SALE

Hunting for a cheeky yet wallet-friendly surprise for the bride? Our Mystery Dirty Panty is the ultimate gamble! Will it be a thong, bikini, or boyshort? Only destiny (and our warehouse) can tell! Choose your size, and you might unwrap Same Penis Forever or It’s Not Gonna Lick Itself. No trades, no sneak peeks, and all sales are final—so dive into the mystery and let the fun begin!